Tuesday, June 10, 2008

When You’re Excited

Dear the-one-who's-reading,

If you're really excited for some reason at this current moment, read on. Forgive me for being a party-pooper but I have to tell you that your little celebration might be cut short if you don't deal with it right. So, consider taking these steps, pretty please.


 

    Firstly, what the heck. Let your excitement run free for just a moment. Scream out but cover your face with a pillow or a bag. Jump up high but do it where you're the only visible living being in the distance of two meters around you. Punch yourself but make sure it's firm yet gentle enough. Not for too long, though.


 

    Secondly, get a glass or a bottle of plain water. Drink it and enjoy every gulp. If you happen to need to go to the washroom after that, then go.


 

    Thirdly, take a look at your reflection. See anything that can look better? If so, fix it in a brief. Remember though that looks aren't everything. They just need to be taken care of now and then.


 

    Fourthly, go to a quiet and private space. Cross your fingers and say something like "Thank you for this. I must make sure I won't waste it and regret it later. Please let it be fun and safe at the same time." Mean what you say. No pressure.


 

    Fifthly, share it with your BFF or JF or SO. Pretty much anyone. If you're at glee about it, they will be too. Make use of the phone and internet. Don't let technology be known for its hazards only.


 

It's great that you're so glowing with joy. Take it easy 'cos you don't want to be OTT, do you? Nothing lasts forever, some people say, but you can make the memory last a lifetime.

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